MY LIFE AS A SEX GODDESS
They used to call me Mistress Natasha. You'd think from my name, I'd wear stilettos and blood red lipstick while I would usually wear 12-hole Doc Martens and a wily ginger beard.
SEEING YOUR HOMETOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME: NOBBYS IN NEWCASTLE
It’s like seeing your hometown for the first time, as if you’ve stepped out of the picture and stepped back to take in all its glory.
EXCERPT FROM FATHER FIGURE: HOW TO BECOME A DADDY WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
The Heavenly Father was hot. God was my first bear crush.
FRESH FIELDS OR FOUL
Whenever I feel I've failed or life has offered me a raw deal, I think about my father.