THOUGHTS ON THE OCCASION OF MY 50th BIRTHDAY
As I achieve half a century on this planet, it’s hard to describe how I feel. Delighted. Dumbfounded. Mostly I feel lucky.
Lucky. Lucky. Lucky.
JESUS CHRIST WAS AN ASYLUM SEEKER
According to Christ, those who come to the aid of asylum seekers will find their place in Paradise. Those who don't are going to hell.
ABOUT THAT SHIRT: THE SCIENCE OF STYLE
It seems strange to be commenting on men's clothing, especially as the assessment of womenswear is a constant in popular culture, but events have cast light on the double standards that apply.
MY LIFE AS A SEX GODDESS
They used to call me Mistress Natasha. You'd think from my name, I'd wear stilettos and blood red lipstick while I would usually wear 12-hole Doc Martens and a wily ginger beard.